It is sometimes amusing to see what people are replying on BMW forums, so I have decided to collect the most famous and funny ones

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Author: JJR4884
Forum: e46Fanatics.com
Reply:
stop being an idiot, removing your lighter isn’t a “mod”
wtf are you modding???? do you stick your peepee in there?
Original thread: Link

Author: Acarder
Forum: e46Fanatics.com
Reply:
Well yes, but the airbags will always deploy in a crash if the car is turned on because you cant really be driving without anyone in the drivers seat.
Original thread: Link

Author: Mo_Zhp
Forum: e46Fanatics.com
Reply 1:
Why do you think i have a blue car? :eeps:
Author: e46CI
Reply 2:
to match the color of your balls since you never get laid?

Author: Unknown
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine” :eeps:

I have a manual I6 e39 and it’s a great car but sometimes when i need to accelerate fast and it doesn’t( cause it can’t) i just wanna slow down, pull over, open the hood and shoot the poor bastard in it’s inline 6 heart….

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